Funny Things in Hamburg Today

On a walk through the neighborhood today, there was a concert poster that caught my eye. The name of the band?

Floorwards

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Farther into the walk, I stopped by the flower shop to get some tulips. One of the other patrons had a cute wriggly little dog, who was wearing a sweater with the logo of the local football club:

Bad-Assery and Doggie Sweaters, My Football Club Has It ALL

Bad-Assery and Doggie Sweaters, My Football Club Has It ALL

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Then I called the German Very Official Office to request an appointment for a 30-minute measure of stern disapproval for having almost but not quite overstayed my visa. The call started with a formal recorded invitation to stay on the line only if you absolutely had to, gave several warnings that I didn’t understand but which sounded serious, and then put me on hold. The hold music? A sprightly instrumental version of La Cucaracha!

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