Things To Avoid When You Have a Head Cold

#1 – Salmon. I got crazy paranoid about whether or not it smelled fishy because I coouldn’t smell it at all. Also, you just don’t eat it for the texture.
#2 – Olives. They make your mouth oily. This is super gross when you have to breathe through it.
#3 – Peanut butter and banana sandwiches. It’s impossible to take a bite small enough to swallow before you run out of oxygen, and if you open your mouth to breathe mid-chew the peanut butter makes your craw look like Jabba the Hut.
#4 – Lima beans, because as you’re eating them your co-worker will tell you a story about how she was a kid and didn’t want to eat them, so she shoved them up her nose. You will then have a ‘wait, is my nose clogged because I left a bean in there?’ moment that is best avoided.

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