I must be feeling better; here are my impulse buys at the market:
- a pound of drool-worthy chicken livers
- really stinky cheese. (The kind that is drippy and that you should clean up with a paper towel rather than a reusable wipe.)
- all the wild boar (almost a kilo of odds and ends.)
- turnip greens
- fresh sauerkraut
- a shitload of plums. (Ha! That’s anything more than two.)
Yes, folks, poop jokes are funny again*. Hurrah! Hurray! No one diarrhea’d on me today!