This period between birth and the baby’s first utterance is not without communication. She cries to let us know she’s hungry, she yawns to let us know she’s tired, she poops to let us know her digestive system is working. There are, however, some gaps that need filling. Thank god for captions!

I Love Grandma.

Ich liebe Oma.

Sometimes Sleep Feels Like Capitulation

Her Face Says 'Thanks', Her Hand Says, 'For Nothing You Asshole!'

You Cannot Wash Away My Dignity
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No, honey, that’s what the internet is for.